To everyone who says it’s too expensive to eat on a budget.
So, what meal y’all gonna make with chicken, bread, corn, and carrots? And also, $1.96 for 2 pounds of chicken breast? That’s £1.15. That chicken breast probably isn’t good anyway.
is this what having a penis is like
this is never going to not be funny
IM LITERALLY CRYING.
Chris Pratt is my hero
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.
Sweet Dee appreciation post, part 1