This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe."
it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
What if they fall asleep by accident though?
then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof
take all my fucking money
today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END
the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful